Microsoft feels such depths of concern for the consumer they had to condemn the mighty iTunes empire. Did you get the translation without the confusing irony? Appleturns.com was there to help in As the Apple Turns: Bringing New Meaning To The Phrase “Psychotic Episodes.”:

“Use any service you want as long as it sells Windows Media, buy any player out there as long as it plays Windows Media– but for heaven’s sake, don’t buy one of those wretched iPod thingies or we’ll be completely boned with our whole plan to monopolize digital media commerce and then we might actually have to start innovating for our paychecks for a change.”