Korea-US FTA

The world’s largest FTA was signed today between the US and Korea, the world’s largest and 11th largest economies.

This would be a significant development for both sides. Korea has to date only concluded a couple of FTAs (with Chile and Singapore), while this would be the US’ biggest FTA since NAFTA. The negotiations were reportedly arduous, with numerous domestic opponents on both sides. According to preliminary reports, rice has been entirely excluded from the FTA, Korea would resume beef imports (pending a favorable ruling by the WHO), and tariffs on vehicles under 3000cc would be eliminated with immediate effect.

The fate of the FTA remains up in the air, however. With presidential and parliamentary elections coming up, a promise to scuttle the ratification of the FTA would be an easy way to win the votes of the anti-US sectors in Korea. A similar fate could await the FTA in the US, where the automobile industry would feel particularly threatened by the tariff elimination.

Japan would likely watch forthcoming developments, particularly on the US side, with great interest. Recent strains in US-Korea and Japan-Korea relations have perhaps led to the impression that Korea is moving further away from its alliance with the US, in favor of closer ties with China. The successful approval of the US-Korea FTA would hopefully re-energize the relationship beyond a mere military alliance. However, the successful ratification of the FTA would probably also lead to pressure for Japan to open negotiations with the US. And would Japan really want an FTA with US, with all the attendant tariff reductions an FTA necessarily entails? It would perhaps not be too forward to suggest that Japan would hope that the FTA meets an unfortunate death in the US Congress, providing it with a convenient way to delay any progress on the issue.

Japan’s Lost Generation

Slain English Teacher

This has been all over the news here in Japan. A British girl teaching English in Japan was found murdered in an apartment, buried in sand. According to reports, the teacher, Lindsay Hawker, was caught on CCTV in a cafe with the suspect, one Tatsuya Ichihashi, to whom it is believed that she had given English lessons to. In case anyone is interested, Hawker was teaching at NOVA, the largest eikaiwa (English conversation) school in Japan and recently in the days for the arrest of some teachers for possession of cocaine.

Two interesting points about this piece of news. First, the police actually had contact with the suspect, but had inadvertently allowed him to escape (barefoot!). They have not found him yet. Perhaps the cops were too busy with their “sumimasens” and “irasshiamases” to actually to do any catching.

Second was the discussion of the so-called lost generation in Japan. This was a loner kind of guy who had been stalking the British girl. A nice summary (or rather stereotype) is provided in the link above, whereby the suspect is described as not having worked since graduating from university (studying horticulture!) and lives a life surrounded by violent manga.

It certainly is true that a lot of young people nowadays drift after graduating from university (or high school), working for a while to save some money before spending it all on more entertaining pursuits, such as travel. While this is perhaps not exactly socially desirable, I think it is also a more sensible way to live, instead of working for the next 40 years and finding yourself not being able to enjoy life the way you could while young. I mean, wouldn’t you rather climb Everest at 25 rather than 52?

Hachiko? Hachiiiko?

The color drains from the students face and the tears begin as the Japan Times is laid back on the table …

METAL THIEVES SUSPECTED
Shibuya’s ‘loyal dog Hachiko’ vanishes

By KYRSTEN REILLY
Staff writer

A team of audacious thieves, apparently disguised as a cleaning crew, made off with one of Tokyo’s most famous landmarks in the early hours of Saturday.

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The statue of “loyal dog Hachiko,” a popular rendezvous spot on the north side of JR Shibuya Station since 1934, was reported missing shortly after dawn, when a newspaper delivery truck driver spotted the bare pedestal and notified policemen at the nearby “koban.”

While police have yet to issue an official statement concerning the statue’s disappearance, The Japan Times has learned the entire scene was recorded by NHK’s 24-hour monitor camera affixed to the Shibuya Station building.

A network technician described what clearly appears to be a well planned caper. “Five men in khaki work duds, wearing hats, safety glasses and gauze masks, moved in about 1:43 a.m., after the trains had stopped running,” said the man, who declined to give his name.

“They set up traffic cones and ‘Men Working’ signs, and then raised several blue vinyl work sheets around the statue. It took them about 10 minutes to get it off the pedestal.

“They put it on a hand truck and threw a drop cloth over it. On the video you can see them wheeling it toward the street before they disappear from view.”

While motives for the theft are uncertain, speculation has focused on the soaring prices for copper and other metals, spurred by the construction boom in China leading up to the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

The National Police Agency reported 5,701 metal thefts in 2006, with losses valued at 2 billion yen. The 198 thefts reported in Tokyo during January and February 2007 represented a fourfold jump from the same period last year.

“I’m not surprised — nothing is sacred for these thieves,” said a source in the Tokyo Metropolitan Police.

“They made off with 200 incense burners at a cemetery in Kanagawa and a bronze bell from a fire watchtower in Ibaraki. They’ll clearly stop at nothing. I fear Hachiko might be on his way to China,” he added.

As news of the theft spread, a large crowd gathered, with several teenage girls appearing close to tears. “Can’t somebody do something? This is really vexing,” sobbed Saitama teenager Satoko Kawasaki, who held up the image of Hachiko she had recently shot using her cell phone camera.

“Without Hachiko, Shibuya Station won’t be the same any more. I might as well tell my boyfriends to meet me by the statue at Ebisu.”

Shibuya’s illustrious icon, a purebred Akita dog born in November 1923, was owned by Hidesaburo Ueno, a professor of agriculture who taught at the University of Tokyo Komaba Campus.

After Ueno passed away in May 1925 the dog continued to wait for him outside the station. To commemorate the animal’s loyalty, sculptor Sho Ando was commissioned to produce a bronze statue, which was unveiled in April 1934 with Hachiko in attendance.

The dog expired a year later of filaria, a parasitic disease, at age 11. Its body, preserved by a taxidermist, can be viewed on the second floor of the National Museum of Science in Ueno. Ironically, Ando’s original statue was also melted down for its metal during the Pacific War.

After the war a replacement was recast by Takeshi Ando, the original sculptor’s son, and dedicated in August 1948.

When the plaza was extended in 1989 the statue was moved and turned facing eastward, the original direction.

Theft of the icon has spurred an international outcry. Shibuya Ward’s Sister City, the Sixth Arrondissement of Paris, France, expressed its “profound sympathy” and promptly offered to cast a new replacement for “le toutou fidele,” provided Shibuya agrees to accept a poodle.

Meanwhile, city authorities in Odate, Akita Prefecture — Hachiko’s birthplace — have requested police to boost security measures for an identical statue located in front of the main station.
The Japan Times: Sunday, April 1, 2007
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SO many people were heartbroken that any Japanese could perpetrate something so horrific. They rushed to Shibuya in the hopes that there was some mistake. I, however, was dubious … this being 1APR and all. Add to that the fact that the article only appeared (on the front page above the fold no less) in the Japan Times and it somehow mysteriously disappeared from the website some time later (being the reason the whole thing is quoted above),  a tingle of suspicion did not seem unwarranted. [I must congratulate myself on the foresight to have saved a copy of this the moment I saw it for just this eventuality]

Yup, it was a hoax – obvious to a non-Japanese, but unheard of amongst the natives. It turns out that they have no ideation of April Fools even in a circle of friends small time situation. It is just unthinkable that such a thing could happen in a reputable news outlet. I got to do lessons revolving around the unfamiliar concepts of pranks/practical jokes which was “a lark.” I’ll take the one day a year the news and even the corporate elite take the tongue in cheek over the knife in jugular as a gift of the gaijin. Is it wrong to play a joke on those oblivious to the context? Until next year …